“One never dives into the water to save a drowning man more eagerly than when there are others present who dare not take the risk.”
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
✖ pictured: GoGo Suicide
I’m going to go ahead and have to disagree with Nietzsche here. You see, if other people are around when someone is drowning, I’m putting the burden on them to man up and hop in that cold ass water. Plus, I’m black, so i don’t swim that well and if I jump in we’re probably both gonna drown. So … drowning men and women of the world, you better hope I’m not the only one there when the shit jumps off, because if it’s left up to me you’e going to be SOL.