Creepy Hair

Women:  If your hair is within 3 inches of your waist line, that’s shit IS creepy and gross.  Women: if your hair is long enough to cover up your tramp stamp, that shit is creep and gross.  If you have two or more kids and live in a 2 bedroom apartment, that shit is creepy and gross.  Women: if you are a hairdresser for a  profession, that shit is creepy and gross.   If you ride hard for jesus, creepy and gross.  If I know that you’re out of style, creepy and gross.  If you’re going back to school next year, creepy and gross.

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