December 2009
3 posts
Oh corporate America . . . is the economy really...
Now I’m not usually one to rail against the corporate machine. I’m all for capitalism. I love Wal-Mart, they have everything I could possibly ever want … and then some. Where else can you go to get an oil change, a plasma tv, milk and eggs and a shovel? All while getting your hair done, while your home loan application is being processed and waiting for your Big Mac? America!...
Greetings From Yourself!!!
There’s nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, in this world that’s better than having friends that you can fuck with. I mean really fuck with. Just do some really cold shit to them that’s hilarious and then still have them be your friends.
In the digital age, how many friends’ phone numbers do you have memorized? None, right? How many friends’ e-mail addresses do you have...
Lynrd Skynrd . . . and black kids in Reno
So … I sang “Sweet Home Alabama” at a shithole of a karaoke bar in Reno this past weekend.
Hold the laughter it gets better … or worse … depending on how you look at it. But I agree that in and of itself its pretty fucking ridiculous.
Here’s the deal, I like a lot of different types of music. Rap, country, classic rock, Britney Spears (you know you like her...